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MY SON IS A WHORE FOR @beckygarcia

MY SON IS A WHORE FOR @beckygarcia

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my weekend plans include watching this 500 times

itsswike:

utubedoodz:

I don’t know if anyone has done it yet, but I made a compilation video of Swike’s no’s! (you have no idea how long it took to learn how to use imovie)

For the first time…

ALL OF THE YES! 

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sweet fucking treats

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thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

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rubenfm:

I don’t know if you have ever seen Marbles Harsgrove, but she is one of my favorite things on the internet.  In addition to being a talented movie reviewer, she is great source of good information for those who care to pay attention.  She is also the first time I ever became aware of Melissa McCarthy.  I think this is such a genius creation on every level.  

In fact, I based a whole character in Zombieland on her.

she’s so good

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You belong to my heart/ Before you came/ Just an ache in my chest/ For blue in my veins

It was so easy to feel you/ So that’s what I clung to/ But nothing seems real till/ You touch who you’re meant to be

yeah gurl